Geeks Make Better Lovers, When They Get The Chance

I knew there was something educational about that Paris Hilton video! Okay, not funny. I really haven’t seen it. Though, I have to admit, this is because I haven’t had the energy to look for it, especially after reading recounts of the content. Viewers claim say she is “like a board,” not referring (only) to her frontal torso. Rather, she’s been used as evidence in a theory that belles & beaus sometimes don’t put effort into romance, as they feel it should be served to them as part of the beauty-not-brains package.

This is another reason geeks are astounding. Geeks research, experiment, and outsmart themselves; they hack their minds and useful objects; and, apparently – once they overcome their bad social skills and interact to procreate – they can make better lovebirds than your average stud.

Let’s see: …I do occasionally geek out at the computer,…and…I do cook,…and…Lifehack,…and…read and write and document all this in a blog…
Also, I do agree with several of the reasons given in the article:…[WIRED].

 

 

 

Geeks interact

A technophobe mostly talks to you in person, but a geek is happy to be with you by texting your phone, flirting with you in a chat room, Skyping you, Twittering just in case you’re on your vibrating couch (NSFW), sending funny cell-phone snapshots to your e-mail, playing online games, commenting on your blog, Digging articles that interest you, seducing you by instant message….

 

Geeks get things done

Geeks know all the shortcuts. They research your interests, send you surprise gifts, plan your perfect vacation, get the bills and grocery shopping out of the way, write to their mothers, and tease you mercilessly, all while pretending to work. And when you ask them to set up your home Wi-Fi or install a home theater, it’s done quickly, expertly and without complaint.

In other words, geeks know how to get everything else out of the way so there’s more time for lovemaking.

 

Geeks are hot …

… and wear the coolest glasses.

 

Geeks understand multi-dimensional relationships

Geeks connect with their online buddies in several guises, often getting to know the person behind the avatar as friendships deepen and move from adult communities to personal IM.

A geek can flow seamlessly between conversation about a friend’s partner and kids in one window and an elaborate group sex scene in another, without feeling any discontinuity between the personas. Even if the friend is a 43-year-old father of two in IM, and a 22-year-old dominatrix in the group.

With all that going on, a geek has no problem accepting that sometimes you want mocha ripple cherry fudge chunk swirl with almonds and a waffle and sometimes you want vanilla lite.

 

Others are a bit extreme for me, like roleplaying à la “I put on my robe and wizard hat,” and using “pervertibles” from Home Depot (eek, geeks).

The conclusion: either I’m a romantic for only subscribing to these, or I need a good dose of G33k <3-in’ to awaken the true nerd in me, wink – wink, nudge – nudge.

 

Click for 10 Real Reasons Why Geeks Make Better Lovers.

Picture by Twilight Moon.